Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins… I just go to the local primary school
An old teacher asked her student, “If I say, ‘I am beautiful,’ which tense is that?” The student replied, “It is obviously past.”
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? – Mumbai!
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
School is like a boner. It’s long and hard unless you’re Asian.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? – Sundae school.
What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, “Spit out your gum,” but a train says, “Chew chew!”