A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about a pun. See, the dog says he's looking for the guy who shot his "paw," but it sounds like he's looking for the guy who shot his "pa," which is slang for "father." It's funny because dogs don't usually talk, and the double meaning makes you chuckle. You probably wouldn't get it though, because you are not a smarty-pants.