Pp jokes

Welcome to Mississippi.

Hahaha, you have no PP!

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.

My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.

Mÿ pp.

Big pp suck sook.

Spell Mississippi.

M-I-S-S-I-P-P~

Haha you said pp.

So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...

Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."

Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"

My pp.

PP in the poo poo.

I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.

How Bibi celebrates Valentine's Day:

“I want to nutinyahu.”

“I’d blow up a school for you.”

“Can I be your ‘chosen person?’ 👉👈”

“I wanna bibi inside yo pp.”

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Suck my pp!

Your dad has a huge PP.

What do you call a potato with a pp?

A dictator.

Up your pp with a piece of crap!

What does a pickle look like a p*nis?