Suicide is illegal because it’s a crime to destroy government property.

What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victimless!

EU Delegate: “Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?”

Ambassador: tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros “You didn’t see any statistics.”

How do we know the Ancient Egyptians were into organized crime? They were always using pyramid schemes!!

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