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Time

Anonymous

School shooting happens

Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk

American student: “First time?”

Personal

Anonymous

An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like “it’s an elevator not a lift” and “it’s chips not crisps” etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted “they’re schools, not shooting ranges”.

Hospital

Anonymous

What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital? Reload and keep shooting

Stop

Anonymous

Covid 19 stopped mass shooting faster than the Government

School

Hue G. Rection

How are school shooting victims and school shooting jokes similar?

They never get old.

Die

Daniel

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what’s so sad and she said “What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died”. I replied “probably a bullet”, she gasped and said “do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent’s heads”, I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".

Parent

Moe Lester

Want to know why parents don’t get school shooting jokes? Because they are aimed at a younger audience.

Difference

Anonymous

what’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid

Depends who’s shooting

Kid

Pumped Up Kicks

when you’re the only one nice to the quiet kid.

kid: i like you… don’t go to school tomorrow.

Man

Dom

man asks a women: Are you a school? women: No why? man: Oh i wanted to shoot my kid inside of you.

Girl

CaptainMuffin9

Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14

Friend

JayBeePlays

My friend was a victim of a school shooting once but he couldnt tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his ar

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White

Anonymous

Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.

Apology

Anonymous

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

Die

Jcy

When a military dies we shoot aII night, when a drunkard dies we drink aII night, when a Christian dies we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies,what should we do???please tell me

Die

TheAbyss

A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, " What is a tragedy?" One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, “if my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy.” Bill Clinton replies, “That would be an accident, not a tragedy.” A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, “If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy.” Bill Clinton replies once again with: “That would be a great loss, not a tragedy.” All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says “If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!” “Yes!” Says Bill Clinton “How do you know?” Matthew says happily, “It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!”

Man

TheRiotHouse

A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, “Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!”

Man

ThunderGod2245

A man shoots up a School and then fakes his own death, he then later returns to shoot up the same school, he repeats the prosses a few times untill the police catch him, when they ask why he did it, he replied “I wondered when you would check if i was still breathing”

Man

Anonymous

I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.

School

Anonymous

When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays pumped up kicks

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