A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.
What does a spy do when he's cold?
He goes under cover.
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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."
Why don’t mountains catch colds?
They wear snow caps.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
What cannibals call a person that is running? Fast Food
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
why would the chicken not cross the road? Beacuse its to old.(the joke is old) (the nchicken is old)
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
When it's cold outside men can cut ice in 3 places
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model....
Most annoying thing... When we send something in What's app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
