Justice

Justice Jokes

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

People always told that if you killed a murderer that there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?

have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?

- he robbed children of their innocence

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him

What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least)

What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.

Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."

Me: "You should be Batman."

Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...

if raping someone is sexual harrasment, then is raping a rapist inverted harrasment?