Justice jokes
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
How do you get away with murder?
I had bullies behind me on the street, but they were too fat and slow, so they got ran over by a truck that represents fat and slow.
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Cruel and unusual punishment.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
Good that you got detention because you said that to me; you should've gone to jail.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
My doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15. Problem solved!
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.