If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed, but you only have 2 bullets left. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily, I already fled the country.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
People always told that if you killed a murderer that there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- he robbed children of their innocence
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
A guy was on trial for murder, and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done, and paid him the $10,000.
The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and wanted to let him go.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy, then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
