The 60+ Best Justice Jokes

If you push some one that's bullying, if you kill some one that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.

Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve

People always told that if you killed a murderer that there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?

The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison

have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?

- he robbed children of their innocence

My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.

A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.

The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him

First of all, If a Woman Sue's Bill Cosby for Drugging & Rape 50 Years ago, & She Could still remember it, IT COULDNT HAVE BEEN ALL BAD

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.

The police: You finally figured is out.

What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.

Roses are red, potato chips are savory...

The United States prison system is legalized slavery.

What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least)