Justice jokes

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!

You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed, but you only have 2 bullets left. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.

A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."

Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.

What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.

How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true.

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily, I already fled the country.

People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?

How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.

Roses are red, potato chips are savory...

The United States prison system is legalized slavery.

when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...

Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?

- He robbed children of their innocence.

First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.

A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"

A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"

The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."

The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.

Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.