Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
Boot Jokes
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
I left my boots on in the river, and I drowned.
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread, waiting for a traffic jam.
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show.
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare.
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept.
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it.
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
