What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear
White vans
how does an indian open his car
boot boot (in an indian accent)
Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
Why did sally fall off the swing ?
Because someone booted her in the face 🤣🤣
Q: What did Donald Trump say after America gave him the boot?
A: What am I supposed to do with one boot?
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots
A Tyrannosaurus Tex
whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer
School is a lot like boot camp, the only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitters boots.
Why did the cowboi die wit his boots on?? He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket😂😂👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots so they can climb a fence easier
Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at shrek
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today but you have the one ☝️ was the night you were coming tomorrow I can get home 🏠 night time for
I left my boots on in the river and i drowned
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline, maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem
What is Puss In Boots' favourite boot brand? CAT!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots
The Egyptian god of sun name is KA
My friend : Where does the sun god go to get a shoe
Me : In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend : What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me : Call The Police Ka !!!
There was a woman named sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed she her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big! Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 55378008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
