Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Yo Mama's Weighty Issue
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Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, smarty pants. This joke is all about how fat yo mama is. She's so fat that when the cops pulled her over, they found 12 pounds of crack ON HER. Get it? It's funny because it's unexpected and plays on the stereotype of drug possession. You probably think this is not funny because you are too smart.
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RepoMan
Yo mama so cold that she shits ice cubes.
AlternativeRadio
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
CoochiePussy
Yo mama so old that when she farted dust came out.
HornyQueen
Yo mama so tall that she tripped in Florida and landed in New Mexico.
EvenWith
Yo mama so hot that she stared at the sun and it went blind.
LeopardPrint
Yo mama so evil that the devil saw her and fell in love with her.