Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
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What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
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What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy? The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
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How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable? Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
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