Eight Legs

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brain. The joke plays on the dark and disturbing allegations against Michael Jackson, implying anyone with "eight legs" (like, say, a spider... or something else) is better than him because they "don't rape children." It's messed up 'cause it uses humor to talk about child abuse, which ain't cool. You probably like this joke, because you live under a rock, and you don't know anything about anything.