"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause it takes the awful crime of kidnapping and twists it into something sweet like adoption. Then, BAM! It gets dark again when they're told to jump into a portal to the Lust Ring in Hell. It's unexpected and kinda twisted, just like your search history.
Angel_Izzy
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