Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said my uncle just calls this shhhhh
What are we doing here?
Crimes in 2018- assault, murder. Crimes in 2020- coughing in public.
This Anorexic girl wanted to fight me I told her that I would roast her but she didn't have any meat
I was in class and we had to chose another term for words we use everyday, for kid I chose child for dig I chose pet and for wife I chose dishwasher
My wife told me to hang her the salt so I beat the shit out of her. My names Kyle btw
If your dad didn't bring the milk what are u dipping your cookies in?
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful