Santa's Christmas Present to Paris Hilton: Joke's on Her (Literally!)

Listen here, dummy, this joke is really friggin' dark. It's about Santa Claus, like the dude who brings you presents, but instead he does something awful to Paris Hilton. It's supposed to be shocking and messed up, which is why it's considered dark humor. But if you think this is funny, then that says a lot about you, you degenerate.