What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
Me: Mom, I'm tired.
Mom: "Then go to sleep."
Me: No, you don't understand-
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture.
My mom told me its not healthy to stay in my room all day....but the only places I’m allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
How did Helen keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
What did the twin towers mom say when she fed them, open wide honey here comes the air plane
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.Dad: Rubing on the horse’s chest and butt.Little Johnny: what are you doing? Dad: checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it. Little Johnny: Oh well I think the mall man wants to buy mom.