What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture.
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1 like = 1 more child in my blender
wood fired pizza?
hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Q. What’s a good thing about a child molesters A. They drive slow through school zones
Whats starts with M and end with arriage?
Miscarriage Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of gloves! Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touch each other or anything, so sir, I did not drop-kick that child
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
(there was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato)
Baby: wait for me!
(father tomato walks back towards the baby)
(he squishes the child)
Father: Ketchup
What's the better than eight kids in a dustbin? -one kid in eight dustbins
What's the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn't cry when a gun does off in its mouth
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of child birth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" She asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
If a man says you’re ugly, he like you. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous. If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
Schools buses usually don't have screaming and crying children
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
