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Doctor's Insult

Anonymous
50 views · 5 years ago

My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!

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    Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is funny 'cause this dummy gets called a psychopath by their doctor, right? But instead of, like, reflecting on that, they're all bent outta shape 'cause they got called a name! That's, like, classic psychopath behavior, see? It's a dark joke because the punchline is that the person is going to hurt the doctor.

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