Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.

Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.

Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."

Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.

Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama is so stupid, she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “I’ve got the power!”

Yo mama so ugly!

The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.