Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.

Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.

Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.

Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.

Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.