Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at holloween
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
yo mama so stupid she threw a mothers day party at a orphanage
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Yo' Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing "we are a family, even though u fatter then me"
Yo mama is so stupid she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “ i’ve got the power “
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
