Baby

Anonymous

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

Orphan

Anonymous

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

Fat

Anonymous

Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

5

Halloween

Anonymous

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

2

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

2

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

3

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

8

Fat

Anonymous

yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

5

America

Big Boss Tom

yo mama’s so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.

2

Box

Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

3

Hole

Eva

Yo’ Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Difference

Nword_allowed

What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.

Pants

Tyler Dalene

Yo mama like a penny: two faced, worthless and in everybody’s pants

3

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”

0

Cup

Anonymous

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

1

Fat

PEPPPA PIG

yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity

2

Fat

Anonymous

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

3