Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo' Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo'Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at holloween
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
yo mama so stupid she threw a mothers day party at a orphanage
your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus
