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Cow

Anonymous

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

Orphan

Anonymous

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

Ugliness

Anonymous

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Fat

Anonymous

Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

America

Big Boss Tom

yo mama’s so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.

Face

Tyler Dalene

Yo mama like a penny: two faced, worthless and in everybody’s pants

Cup

Anonymous

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

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Box

Anonymous

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate

Fat

Anonymous

yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

Difference

Nword_allowed

What’s the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they’re both too short.

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

Spoon

Anonymous

your mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.

Fat

PEPPPA PIG

yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity

Test

Anonymous

Yo mama’s so stupid that she studied for her eye test

Fire

Big Boss Tom

yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s

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