Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

Yo' Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing "we are a family, even though u fatter then me"

Yo mama is so stupid she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “ i’ve got the power “

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