Yo Mama Jokes

Baby

Anonymous
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There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

Orphan

Anonymous
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Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

Ugliness

dev
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Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Hole

Eva
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Yo' Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Fat

Anonymous
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Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

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Halloween

Anonymous
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Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

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Fat

Anonymous
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Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

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Fat

Anonymous
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Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

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Eating

Eva
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Yo'Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

Fat

Anonymous
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Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

Fat

Anonymous
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Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

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Fat

Anonymous
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yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

Fat

Anonymous
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Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

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Fat

Anonymous
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Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

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Ugliness

Anonymous
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Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at holloween

Fat

K4NDI
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Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.

Box

Anonymous
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Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate

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Cup

Anonymous
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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

Test

Anonymous
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Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test

Fat

Anonymous
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Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.