Yo Mama Jokes

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo' Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus

Yo'Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.

yo mama so fat thanos had to clap

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at holloween

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.