Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
