There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”
Yo Mama Jokes
Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
Yo Mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said-- To be continued
Yo’ Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Yo mama is so fat it took Nation Wide 15 years to get on her side.
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Yo mama’s so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at holloween
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
Yo mama’s so stupid that she studied for her eye test
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”