Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama is so fat when she got on the scale it said one at a time please.
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo' Mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes
Yo'Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at holloween
Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
yo mama so stupid she threw a mothers day party at a orphanage
Your mama is so fat when she went camping the Bears hid their food from her
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
