Yo mama

Yo Mama Jokes

Mama

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Mama

Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.

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  • Mama

    Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

    Donut

    Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

    Mama

    Yo mama is so fat, it took Nationwide 15 years to get on her side.

    Mama

    Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.

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  • Mama

    Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.

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  • Mama

    Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

    Mama

    Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.