Mom! I think that dad is sleeping.
Mom: No, honey, I killed him.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you dense cabbage. So, the kid thinks Dad is just napping, right? But BAM! Mom drops the bomb that she offed him! It's funny because it's unexpected and morbid. You probably think "morbid" is a free healthcare plan. This is what makes the joke funny, you uncultured swine. It's like when you try to tell a joke, but it just ends up being sad.