Sock jokes
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.
Weird, he usually uses a sock.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
A boy walks into class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On a peach hill."
Then a girl walks in, and the teacher says, "And where on earth have you been?" The girl says, "Well, you see..." Then the teacher stops her and says, "Let me guess, on a peach hill?" The girl says, "No, on 2 big cucumbers."
It's okay, you had socks on :)
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.