I was having sex with my girl and she said she likes it rough so i socked her in the face.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock? -- She started her period.
It's okay you had socks on :)
Dad joke Why does a dad gets more than a pair of socks at the golf course? Because of a hole in one
Why do golfers bring an extra pear of socks, in case they get a whole in one
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming
what is a rednecks favorite sock
redsock
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
How do you know a hippie is on her period? Her socks are missing. How do you know she's off? Her socks are tye-dye.
yo mama so fat she have to use pillow cases for socks
sans why did you buy that pillow zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz grhrh SANS YOU F//K YOU WAKE THE F//K UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP FRISK COMES TO THE ROOM AND ./. YOU TELL PAPyrus wwhatt hapen hhhuh humaan heeheheheh sans dint picck up his soock so i ppunish him sans egjf
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew He tucks it in his football sock Ayew, Ayew Shagged a bird and now she's dead Swung his cock around her head Jordan Ayew Palace number nine 🦅🔴🔵
steven hawkings was so excited for christmas till he relized he got socks
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common? They both like keeping one sock for themselves
why did the sperm cross the road? i put on the wrong socks this morning
