They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
How do you know a hippie is on her period? Her socks are missing. How do you know she's off? Her socks are tye-dye.
I was having sex with my girl and she said she likes it rough so i socked her in the face.
yo mama so fat she have to use pillow cases for socks
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock? -- She started her period.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
A boy walks in to class with shirt, pants, underwear, and socks teacher says “where have you been” the boy says on a peach hill.
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks teacher says “Where have you been” boy says on a peach hill.
Then a girl walk in a the teacher says “ And where on earth have you been” the girl says “ well you see...” then teacher stops her and says “ let me guess on a peach hill” girl says “ no on 2 big cucumbers.
It's okay you had socks on :)
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
steven hawkings was so excited for christmas till he relized he got socks
Dad joke Why does a dad gets more than a pair of socks at the golf course? Because of a hole in one
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.
Why do golfers bring an extra pear of socks, in case they get a whole in one
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming
why did the sperm cross the road? i put on the wrong socks this morning
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common? They both like keeping one sock for themselves
