Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
so two condoms walk by a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other, “hey, wanna get ‘shit-faced?’”
“Son, I found a condom in your room.”
“Gee, thanks, Grandpa!”
“Why are you calling me Grandpa?”
“Because I couldn’t find it yesterday.”
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
What’s the difference between women and condoms ?
There isn’t a difference they’re both throw aways.
Man looks at his friend and says "if you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt would you tell anyone? " The friend says im a disgusted tone “No” So the man says “ok let’s go camping”
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
The doctor says “your wife is PREGNENT” the man says that he used a condom and the doctor says "ya but I didn’t
What’s the best part of not wearing a condom when I’m with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes f... bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?