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Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

Why did they invent glow in the dark condoms So gay guys can play star wars

so two condoms walk by a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other, “hey, wanna get ‘shit-faced?’”

My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.

“Son, I found a condom in your room.”

“Gee, thanks, Grandpa!”

“Why are you calling me Grandpa?”

“Because I couldn’t find it yesterday.”

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, your f**ked.

What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guys asshole?

He said “F... this shit!”

Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.

How is a woman like a condom?

Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

What’s the difference between women and condoms ?

There isn’t a difference they’re both throw aways.

Man looks at his friend and says "if you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt would you tell anyone? " The friend says im a disgusted tone “No” So the man says “ok let’s go camping”

Seat belts are like the condom for cars.

Why did the murder invest in condoms?To kill the future buyers!

Hogwarts is making a new condom. It’s called feetus deletus

whats worse than funny condom fails?

Jake Paul

A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.

After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”

“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”

The doctor says “your wife is PREGNENT” the man says that he used a condom and the doctor says "ya but I didn’t

what do you call a wet condom

a wet condom

What’s the best part of not wearing a condom when I’m with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.

Condoms are for p....s

Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes f... bareback?

He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.

Your Birth Certificate is an apology from the Condom factory

I don’t like condoms but I like gay pregnant X

What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?


What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms??? Your mom!!!