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jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, your f**ked.
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, "u would never believe what i discovered." intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. "oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with," i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "oh sh*t...."
"Son, I found a condom in your room."
"Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"
"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"
"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
Your Birth Certificate is an apology from the Condom factory
so two condoms walk by a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other, "hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Man looks at his friend and says "if you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt would you tell anyone? " The friend says im a disgusted tone "No" So the man says "ok let's go camping"
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The doctor says "your wife is PREGNENT" the man says that he used a condom and the doctor says "ya but I didn't
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My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
Seat belts are like the condom for cars.
Why did the condom cross the road...... Because he was pissed off.
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
Why did the murder invest in condoms?To kill the future buyers!
A guy and his girl just finished making love. Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks "Have you thought about any baby names?". The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says "Well propably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this"
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them
