What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
so two condoms walk by a gay bar, what does one condom say to the other, “hey, wanna get ‘shit-faced?’”
“Son, I found a condom in your room.”
“Gee, thanks, Grandpa!”
“Why are you calling me Grandpa?”
“Because I couldn’t find it yesterday.”
Man looks at his friend and says "if you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt would you tell anyone? " The friend says im a disgusted tone “No” So the man says “ok let’s go camping”
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
The doctor says “your wife is PREGNENT” the man says that he used a condom and the doctor says "ya but I didn’t
Santa and Bill Cosby’s favorite quote " don’t be dumb make sure they’re numb and always use a condom!"
What’s the difference between women and condoms ?
There isn’t a difference they’re both throw aways.
Break a wine glass: I give you bad luck for a year. Break a mirror: Funny wine glass, i give you bad luck for 7 years. Breaking a condom: Haha so funny mirror.
What’s the best part of not wearing a condom when I’m with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.