When I’m bored I text a random number “I hid the body... now what”
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.
The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The inspector then asks, "What about the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" asks the inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
My friend has a dry sense of humour
Probably bc her body was decomposed ages ago
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.