Body jokes
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
me when my friend brings another person you despise with your whole body.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Where are fart bombs made?
Old people's arses!
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
What has a tail, a head, but no body?
A coin.
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!