Gender jokes
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
There are two doors leading to Heaven: one for henpecked husbands and one for unhenpecked husbands. The line to the door leading to Heaven for henpecked husbands was five abreast and five miles long. The line leading to the door to Heaven for unhenpecked husbands consisted of only one lonely man.
The guys from the henpecked husband line looked at the one man in the unhenpecked husband line and shout, “Hey, Charlie, why are you standing over there for?” Charlie glances over his shoulder and observes a sea of humanity of henpecked husbands as far as the eye can see and says grudgingly, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
One is a superhero, and the other is a simple command.
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.