What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
Dont worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus and other genders came right from uranus
If I had a dollar for every gender I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
Daughter: Dad
Dad: Yes honey
Daughter: Im Lesbian
Dad: Ok
Daughter 2: Dad
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: Im lesbian too
Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here
Son: I do...
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
Your hairline more bent than James Charles’ gender
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common
Noone shuts up about them.
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them
Someone asked me my gender... I said woah man
There's more genders than there are cars in a walmart parking lot
How many genders are there? One, women are property.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “what do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed. Most women can’t pull off sarcasm
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
