Gender

Gender Jokes

Cent

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)

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  • Life

    Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.

    Uranus

    A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.

    Dollar

    If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.

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  • Lesbian

    Daughter: Dad.

    Dad: Yes honey?

    Daughter: I'm lesbian.

    Dad: Ok.

    Daughter 2: Dad.

    Dad: Yes?

    Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.

    Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?

    Son: I do...

    Sex

    If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.

    Hole

    Gays: "I like men."

    Straight: "I like women."

    Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."

    Gay

    "What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.

    "It means 'happy'," replied the father.

    "Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"

    "No, son, I have a wife."

    Military

    We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

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  • Randy

    Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

    But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

    Transgender People

    Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

    Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

    Feminist

    Why are feminists always against men?

    Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.