Gender jokes
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex?
She closes the car door.
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.