Gender jokes
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."