What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
Dont worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
Daughter: Dad
Dad: Yes honey
Daughter: Im Lesbian
Dad: Ok
Daughter 2: Dad
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: Im lesbian too
Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here
Son: I do...
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “what do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed. Most women can’t pull off sarcasm
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes
Women: “Men used to go to war now they go to clubs” Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked now it’s $3.99”
Have u ever noticed When a woman is pregnant aII her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats" but none of them touch the man's penis and say "weII done"
How do woman make you a millionaire?
When your a billionaire.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side so i crashed the car.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said why did you call me a female
