Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
Your hairline more bent than James Charles’ gender
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “what do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed. Most women can’t pull off sarcasm
