Bank robbery jokes
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why did an orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin, and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy.
Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...
Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?
Someone gets hurt.
Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
Why did the skeleton not rob the bank? He did not have the guts!
So, three guys are walking down the street together and decide to go rob a bank.
The first one goes for the richest man in the city’s vault but can’t open it easily and is caught and sent to death in jail for robbing the richest man.
The second one goes for his uncle's vault because screw that son of a b***h; he’s rich, why does he need all the money? But his uncle was unfortunately at the vault that day and snapped his nephew's neck.
The third one went for his ex’s vault and thought, “Well, that b***h can suck my d**k; she’s so poor anyway, who would care if I take all her money so she dies of hunger and dehydration and homelessness?” So he managed to get into her vault easily because it wasn’t heavily locked and took all her money. The next day, the third guy's ex showed up to his house and said, “I’m gonna f*****g murder you,” so she shot him dead and got her money from his house.
In hell, the three guys see each other and explain what happened. The third guy did and then asked, “You know, I don’t get it. If the richest guys are heavily guarded but already have so much money in their house, why does it need to be heavily guarded? I don’t understand why the poorer aren’t heavily guarded when they are so poor they need the money.” And the first guy said, “B***h, I don’t know, maybe the bank tellers think poor people should suck it and just die already.”
A man enters the bank and says, "Hi, I'm robbing you!" The man was arrested instantly.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.