Bank robbery

Bank Robbery Jokes

Man

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."

The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"

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  • Room

    Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?

    Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...

    Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.

    Man

    A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"

    She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.

    He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"

    Woman

    Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...

    Bank Account

    Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.

    Guy: Robin

    Bank owner: Your last name?

    Guy: Debank

    Bank owner: Robin Debank?

    Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!