Arrest jokes
I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
Bro WTF?
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They wait for it to turn itself in.
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
Ms. Katie: I heard about a Vegan baby.
Mom: Here’s your Happy Meal.
Ms. Katie: That’s not vegan, did you trick me?
Kids: Yeah!
Ms. Katie: That’s it, little baby Jimmy, I’m giving you shaking baby syndrome!
Mom: Please don’t hurt my son.
*Ms. Katie shakes Jimmy*
Mom: I’m secretly a cop, and you are arrested.
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
Bruh, the cops just arrested a black dude...
Well nvm, they shot him dead.
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
"Did you hear about the flasher who exposed himself to two elderly ladies in Central Park? One had a stroke. The other couldn’t quite reach."
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
Did you hear that the cameraman got arrested? He shot a film.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
Why did the chiropractor go to jail? For not paying $75 in back taxes.