A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"
I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
What do you take care of after a car crash? The witnesses
The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.
Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking so he asked him "sir are you drunk?" The man responds "No sir i'm not drunk." So the Officer asks "how high are you?" And the man responds "no sir, its high how are you."
There was a kidnapping at school.
Don't worry, he woke up.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom..... Until they are flashing behind you!
I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.
What do you call a special police officer? OFFICER DOWN!
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
A man gats kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon" next to all of the chalk outlines
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago and matter cannot be created or destroyed there for we are all technically 16.8 billion years old so to answer your question officer yes she is of age
You know it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise it's just a missing person.
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once but he couldnt tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his ar
