Aed jokes
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
This is in a book I’m reading
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer (no idea).
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
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I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.