What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan? One baby in three trashcans.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel it's skin off.
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday 🤭
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive. What is worse still? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.
What the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
U can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
How did the Dead baby cross the road? It was strapped to the chicken.
I was gonna tells dead baby joke but I decided to abort
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: "Well...We're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny's father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" HIs father is confused. "What do you mean?" He asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"
What's worse than a dead baby?- A pile of dead babies- whats worse than that? -The one on the bottom is alive.- And whats worst than that is, the baby has to eat it's way out