Difference

Bubbles

What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?

About 140 calories.

Eating

He must never know

What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What’s worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive. What is worse still? It has to eat its way out. What’s worse than that? It went back for seconds.

Wife

Anonymous

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

Hair

lincoln busby

the doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.

People

billy teh moot

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.

Darkness

Yeet

The secret to dark humor is the delivery… oh wait, the baby was stillborn.

Difference

Bob Ross

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?

One screams when I peel it’s skin off.

Chicken

Anonymous

How did the Dead baby cross the road? It was strapped to the chicken.

Deciding

ABORTINATOR

I was going to tell a joke about babys but i decided to abort

Difference

Anonymous

what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans

Hand

Anonymous

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?

You nail its other hand to the floor.

Worse

Daloolah

Whats worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?

  • 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.

Cow

Anonymous

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? “It’s pasture bed time.”

Chip

Anonymous

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? a blender. how do you get them out? tortilla chips.

Break

Anonymous

Why are babies called bundles of joys? When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.

Hope

Dre Cuellar

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson

Man

aye

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Paint

Anonymous

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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