There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark
What’s the difference between a baby and a salad?
Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad.
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What’s worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive. What is worse still? It has to eat its way out. What’s worse than that? It went back for seconds.
the doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
what is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon