shaylie lol


best way to do it

my brother when he sees a girl

Lostin Flowers14 days ago What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?


i can make a word with those \DICK

what do u call a mexican door


Ur so ugly that when u came out of the hunted house u had a job offer

Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you they don't laugh.

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number"

I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.

Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.

my cousinn called me ugly well im pritty shure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a kleanex

when a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themself AKA the stigg