shaylie

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i like my men like i like my alexa by my bed and turned on

i like my men like i like my coffe black and hot

There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight. … The parents aren’t home.

this is fucked up my name is shaylie

Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?

Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.

Son: Thanks, dad.

Dad: No problem Quarantine.

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.

yo mama so dumb she thought THE SQUID GAME was an all you can eat bufa

yo mama so stupid she used a fork to save the milk from the cerial

one night a father heard his daugter saying good night good night mom god night dad good night mamah good by papa the next day her papa died he heard her saying them a month later good night mom god night dad good by mamah the next day her mamah died well her dad was scared for his life he knew he was next well his daugter said them again good night mom good by dad the next day the mail man droped dead on their porch.

one night a father heard his daugter saying good night good night mom god night dad good night mamah good by papa the next day her papa died he heard her saying them a month later good night mom god night dad good by mamah the next day her mamah died well her dad was scared for his life he knew he was next well his daugter said them again good night mom good by dad the next day the mail man droped dead on their porch.

whyed joe biden go to the hospitle because he couldnt stop Putin

I don’t see why people say that emo kid doesn’t like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.

How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.

How are apples and orphans different? Apples get picked

For orphans … every bag of chips is familly sized

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately it doesn’t have a home page.

my doctor gave me one year to live so i shot him the juge gave me 15 problem solved

you know the phrase "one mans trash is another mans treasure"great phrase,Bad way to find out your adopted

A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.

She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”

To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”

why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself