Deadly Goodbyes

One night, a father heard his daughter saying good night.

"Good night, Mom."

"Good night, Dad."

"Good night, Mamah."

"Good bye, Papa."

The next day her papa died.

He heard her saying them a month later.

"Good night, Mom."

"Good night, Dad."

"Good bye, Mamah."

The next day her mamah died.

Well, her dad was scared for his life. He knew he was next. Well, his daughter said them again.

"Good night, Mom."

"Good bye, Dad."

The next day, the mail man dropped dead on their porch.

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Alright, listen up, nimrod. So, the daughter says "good bye" to someone and BAM! That person kicks the bucket the next day. The dad gets all freaked out 'cause she says "good bye" to him, but plot twist! It's the mailman who eats dirt. Get it? It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda dark. You probably deliver mail or something, don't you?

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i posted twise oops