Aed jokes

What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!

His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.

Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.

My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

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I tried to make a website for orphans.

Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.

Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!

What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?

A plastic surgeon. 😷

A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.

What do you call a white kid looking at infants?

Pedophilia boy.

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.

BULLY vs. QUIET KID

Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.

Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.

QUIET KID WINS

A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:

"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."

What do you call a flying Aboriginal?

Boong 747.

The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.