Aed jokes
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
Why did the bone go on a blind date? He was bonely.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
What is the favorite drink of a vampire?
bloody mary.
Someone: Hey, are you a skeleton?
A skeleton: Of course, I have a SKELE-ton of fans!
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?