Driver jokes
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
All then are bad.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
What is the bus?
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
I drove through a school zone and found out you can drag a speed bump 😬.
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.