When I'm bored, I text a random number, "I hid the body... now what?"
Who needs April fools..
When your whole life is a joke?
Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
You say "Tell me if you can hear me", then get in the trunk and start screaming.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
Lol. It was just a prank bro.
so i was on the phone with a scam caller, he said he knew where i lived and would kill my children and wife jokes on him i already did.
it was just a prank bro
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them just answer the phone and say "Pizza Hut abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced
Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:
"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."
one time the quite kid hacked the speakers in a school next thing you know it pumped up kicks by Foster The People starts playing
There was a kid named buttitches and his teacher was taking attendance. then the teavher asked"what is your name"? And he answered "buttitches" Then the teacher asked again "what's your name" and he replied buttitches. Then a student yelled out "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY"!!
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption appear on April fools the just leve them there at the orphanage APRIL FOOLS!
Imagine if on April first the government says hahhaha you all fell for it covid19 is fake we actually killed all those people lol
I was thinking of a good accident joke and I asked my sister, she said you
In 2021We won't need a April fools prank think of Joe Biden and call it a day
knock knock "who's their" not your dad
It was just a prank and stop calling our humour plane in our opinion it's fire
dont you just hate when your the first one sleep at the sleepover and then you hear ''Prank em John"
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor? Because it got every bodys pokes!
