Curry

Curry Jokes

Speed

At what speed is the curry going at?

In a hurry to the curry, man!

PC World

Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?

Curry muncher

What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.

Guy

Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.

Blonde

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.

“No, it’s curry this time.”

Indian

What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?

The "curry muncher 2000."

Wife

My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.