Curry jokes
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
That feeling when curry hitting on very sadding day 👌🔥
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
Keep calm and curry on!
"Curry muncher!"
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Curry.
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
Paki curry is shit.
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.