Curry jokes

At what speed is the curry going at?

In a hurry to the curry, man!

What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.

What did the Indian say to the fat man?

"Curry up!"

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?

CURRY in a hurry.

Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?

Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?

If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.

Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.

If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?

What country did Indians invent?

Curry-a.

Why are uncles like curries?

Because bad ones hurt your asshole.

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.

“No, it’s curry this time.”

Keep calm and curry on!

Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.

"Curry muncher!"

What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?

The "curry muncher 2000."

My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.

How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.

So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"