Curry jokes
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
This making me laughing so much! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
Curry.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Keep calm and curry on!
"Curry muncher!"
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
Paki curry is shit.