Two drunk men spot a pig on some old farmer's land.
And they were real hungry (or so they said), and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.
And so they did, and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said, "Well goddammit, if it was a pig they wanted, why didn't they just take my wife?"
Death&Decay
Apparently mere mortals can't appreciate great comedy
Lemmy is God
That joke is from family Guy, so we've heard a hundred times
Anonymous
Reminds me of another joke.
So one night, the farmer’s wife is getting ready for bed. As she begins to drift off, her husband bursts into the room, drunk, angry, and holding a sheep.
He yells “THIS IS THE PIG I FUCK WHEN I CAN’T FIND YOU!”
His wife is appalled by the statement. But after a moment, she regains her composure and says “You idiot! That’s a sheep, not a pig!”
The farmer glares at her in annoyance and retorts, “Shut up! I wasn’t talking to you!”