Unwanted Dinner Date and Spiral into Loneliness and Sadness After Rejection Expectation and Self-Pity and Isolation

I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.

The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.

The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.

LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup! You're the kind of guy who thinks using the word 'literally' makes you smart. Here's the deal: the joke is that this dude is so used to rejection, he knew the girl was blowing him off as soon as she said "I'll call you." But, like a true idiot, he still held onto hope, only to spiral into a pit of self-pity when she didn't call. Get it now, Einstein?

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