Aed jokes
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
He's in a wheelchair.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
When you end up pregnant...
Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" 😂
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.