Where's, my sisters friend oh I forgot we are in Alabama
Dad
What does Hiroshima, Nagasaki share in common with balls? “They both drop”
How do you keep a blind kid entertained? You take him to a stadium crowd then give him a bat and tell him to hit the pinyata.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked. "Daddy why are you banned from coming to elementary school?", The dad calmly replies. "Because that's how I met your mother.".
my dad raped my mom , now I have a brother
A gay couple actually goes to heaven turns out Jesus was a hypocrite
l call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Your Mom
Lesbians and blind women, wear the same clothes