Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian

We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9 But do you know why 9 is scared of 7? Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day. (3 squared)

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.


Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?" Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?" Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."

Chuck Norris once pissed in the rank of a semi as a joke.

It is now known as Optimus Prime

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.