Paraplegic

Paraplegic Jokes

Line

They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.

They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.

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  • Set up

    I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped.

    Cancer

    "What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"

    "Cancer."

    Baby

    What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.

    Strip club

    Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.

    Top

    What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

    A paraplegic after a house fire.

    Boy

    I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

    Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

    Blonde

    How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.

    How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.

    How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.

    Bar

    A paraplegic walks into a bar...

    It's funny because he can't walk.