What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, death eight year old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer"
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
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What’s better than Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking
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Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy
Have u been to that paraplegic strip club? Its crawling wit pussy!
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A paraplegic after a house fire 🔥
what do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
dine and dash
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower? In trouble
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How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
A paraplegic walks into a bar...... IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE CAN'T WALK
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics? Walking.
