Paraplegic jokes
I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.
I don't joke about paraplegics; they wouldn't be able to stand up for themselves.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?
Just walk away.
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics. They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
Why did the paraplegic cross the road?
Because they didn't have any handicapped parking spots on his side.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.