Paraplegic jokes
I don't joke about paraplegics; they wouldn't be able to stand up for themselves.
What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?
Just walk away.
I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
Why did the paraplegic cross the road?
Because they didn't have any handicapped parking spots on his side.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics. They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?