What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, death eight year old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer"
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDS.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A paraplegic after a house fire 🔥
What’s better than Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower? In trouble
what do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
dine and dash
A paraplegic walks into a bar...... IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE CAN'T WALK
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics? Walking.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
How do they execute paraplegics With the electric wheel chair
Have u been to that paraplegic strip club? Its crawling wit pussy!
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited. Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.
How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.
How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.
