Uncle and Nephew

Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?

A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, smoothbrain. This joke is about incest, which is a big no-no. The punchline is that the uncle did a bad thing with his nephew because the nephew kept talking about Donald Trump. It's supposed to be funny because it's messed up and unexpected. And you, the listener, probably eat crayons.

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