Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
What do you do when life gives you lemons Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist.🙂💊💉
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
Next time at walmart I'm going to scan my wrist they are basically barcodes
me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying i like ya cut g
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Tomorrow is Christmas and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (yes this was inspired by a Fallout boy song)
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
“what’s that on your wrist?” “im a cutting board. duh”
After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
My ex boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket check out for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
Today a child asked if I was an angle, I asked why and he said "mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
I’m going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I’ll draw it with a razor blade. I’ll draw it on my wrist.🔪🔪
My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all and If i could borrow it.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel sutherlands wrist Nothing they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists? Nothing, I cut both of them
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said “NICE CUT G”
