Wrist jokes
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts, G!"
Tomorrow is Christmas, and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (Yes, this was inspired by a Fall Out Boy song.)
You're the wrist-slitting simulator champion!
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.