What do you do when life gives you lemons Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist.🙂💊💉
Whats the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying i like ya cut g
Next time at walmart I'm going to scan my wrist they are basically barcodes
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Tomorrow is Christmas and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (yes this was inspired by a Fallout boy song)
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel sutherlands wrist Nothing they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists? Nothing, I cut both of them
Instead of Edward scissor hands I’m Edwardscissor wrists
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store just to take me with him and scan my wrist.
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts g"
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from, I answered “my cat has ocd”
Your the wrist slitting simulator champion
I slit my wrists
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said “NICE CUT G”
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing they both get cut
