I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging. -- Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common? blowjob is anonymous
Sex is like math
You add a bed 🛌
Subtract the clothes👚👕👖👙
Divide the legs🪢
And pray you don’t multiply 👨❤️👨👩❤️👨👩❤️👩
Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed. But she has to. She's his mom.
A woman comes to the doctor and tells her ‘doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day, what should I give him?’ The doctor says ‘my number’
What’s the same with a toilet and anal sex. Your ass gets numb after a while
Little Jonny tried phone sex but the holes was too small.
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Stop and apply lubrication.
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit” girl says “who” boy goes “ my ass cheeks”
What does the penis say to the condom? Cover me I'm going inside
Leave a like if your like sex and porn.and talk to me if any question
Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
How does Stephen hawking have sex, enter backspace enter backspace enter backspace
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
I was having sex with my girl and she said she likes it rough so i socked her in the face.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too
My Sex Life
Dating 101
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
