Intimacy

Intimacy jokes

Sex

  • My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10. Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9! That's the best I've done so far.

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  • Plane

  • What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

    Sorry, cringy joke.

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  • Sex

  • Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

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  • Sexual Relationship

  • I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

    Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

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  • Soap

  • Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.

    Guy: Let's drop the soap.

    Girl: Let's do it!

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  • Masturbation

  • I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

    Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

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  • Praise

  • The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰

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