Intimacy jokes
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10. Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9! That's the best I've done so far.
I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.