Why was the ant 🐜 so confused?

All of its uncles were ants.

When you send nudes to your roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone…

one time i broke up with my roblox girlfriend by sending her a message, 30 seconds later i heard my uncle crying in the next room

Ever heard of the show naked and afraid? thats what i call hide and seek with my uncle.

So there’s this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says “I’ve got an idea!”, and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says "What should their names be?" The uncle replies “Well for your daughter, Denise” “That’s a nice name” comments the mother, “but what about my son?” The uncle simply replies “Denephew”.

When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen fucking the turkey.

I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me

let go of my nose

i hooked up with the groom at my uncle’s wedding

Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants

Is it just me or when you wipe your ass to deep it reminds you of your uncle. Just me??

When Bubba’s condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

one day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. she picks it up "Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby." Sally says, “No, shes upstairs with Uncle john” “Uncle john? i don’t know an Uncle John.” “no, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy” “no i’m sure there’s no one named Uncle John in our family.” “Okay, but why did you call?” Says Sally. “Ummm no reason, just tell mommy that daddy’s pulling into the driveway right now.” “Okay daddy!”

long pause

"Okay daddy! I did it!’ “Great job Sally! What did she says?”

“Mommy said OH FU… and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. shes now resting it looks like… then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter…”

then dad replies “Swimming pool? we dont have a…is this 468-1843?”

My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter youranis

Whats worse than having ants in your pants?

Uncles.

mom said dad had the best pullout game… now im an uncle

Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse. Will you help Jack off a horse.

Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas. -herpes

watching 50 shades of grey was more painful then my uncle fisting me as a kid.

my departed uncle was a circus clown before he died

so all his friends came in one car