I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him
TheJoker
Once i said to an Orphan....what the F mean in orphan.....He reply there's no F...Me: There's no Family
once i was in south korea doing stand up comedy ... and i started with a "hidden" joke and i said: i'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful korea in the world ..... which is a good joke but they didn't get it .. and they looked at me badly ... so I said I'm here in the south which is more beautiful .... sud good, north booooooo. but still nothing, they kept glaring at me ... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips
Have you ever had a friends who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot but he had no imagination...when he masturbated imagines His hand
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them
What happens when your make an asían girl squirt? She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce
now you should let your imagination work .... imagine naked Jesus with an direction... and nail holes in his hands ........
How do you call a black pilot?.......a Pilot your racisits
What does Tofu and a dildo Have in common? They both meat substitute
Father awaits the birth of his first child. The obstetrician: "Unfortunately he has no arms". "I'll love it all the same". But the obstetrician adds: "It is also without legs, trunk, head". "I'll love it all the same". Then the obstetrician confessed to him: "I'm sorry, but only this ear was born". "I'll love it all the same". And the obstetrician: "Talk to him closer: he's deaf!".
What does the penis say to the condom? Cover me I'm going inside
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
In Alabama...How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood
Do you Know how to make cry a plumber?.....Kill his family
How do you call a Virgin girl in Alabama? An Orphan
What Is Black, White and Red all over? An Interracial Abort!
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: mom next year for the carnival can I dress up as a princess? the mother replies: why? you don't like the ice lolly dress from the last year?
how do you organize a Rave party in Ethiopia? just put some bread on the ceiling
mom, mom I'm holding my little brother's hand ..... little Johnny good! but he's not bien yet