How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
Why do penguins 🐧 carry fish 🐟 in their beaks?
Because they don’t have a pockets. I’m
I like penguins
A swan, a goose and a penguin walked into a bar... I DUCKed.
A guy runs into a bar, and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
A man runs into a church and shouts are there any dawarf nuns in the monsistary,the pope said no causing the man to say to his friend I told you you fucked a penguin
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
Baby penguin sat on an iceburg baby penguin watched the titanic sink
What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over? A penguin falling down the stairs.
How does a pengiun (how ever you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!!!! https://upjoke.com/penguin-jokes
What do penguins 🐧 wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
Man: how tall is a penguin?
Bartender: about three foot why?
Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one
Poor car
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
yeah it was a shit zhu
Whats black white and red all over
Lossvagus school shooting
