I like penguins
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
Why do penguins 🐧 carry fish 🐟 in their beaks?
Because they don’t have a pockets. I’m
A swan, a goose and a penguin walked into a bar... I DUCKed.
What do penguins 🐧 wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
A guy runs into a bar, and yells, “Quick! How tall is a penguin?”
The bartender says, “Three feet tall.”
The guy says, “Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!”
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
Baby penguin sat on an iceburg baby penguin watched the titanic sink
What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over? A penguin falling down the stairs.
A man runs into a church and shouts are there any dawarf nuns in the monsistary,the pope said no causing the man to say to his friend I told you you fucked a penguin
How does a pengiun (how ever you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!!!! https://upjoke.com/penguin-jokes
Man: how tall is a penguin?
Bartender: about three foot why?
Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one
Poor car
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
yeah it was a shit zhu
