A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
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Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about a drunk dude having a chat with his you-know-what. The punchline? His little friend likes being choked. Seriously, who thinks this is funny? You probably trip over your own feet, don't you?
Whatever
Oh sheet this turned me on