A drunk guy asked his penis: 《Tell me, how can you get shorter and longer and I can't?》
《Why don't you speak to me?》
《Stop getting shorter and longer or I will choke you.》
《Oh yeah, I like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)》
Hhhhhhhhh ♪(┌・。・)┌
Drunk Chat
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about a drunk dude having a chat with his you-know-what. The punchline? His little friend likes being choked. Seriously, who thinks this is funny? You probably trip over your own feet, don't you?
Comments (1)
Whatever
Oh sheet this turned me on