One Way Trip

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A down-on-his-luck Newfoundlander takes a job in Toronto. He hates every minute of it. The housing is overpriced, the traffic a bottleneck. Frustrated, he starts saving every penny until he can buy a car to go home to the outport.

Eventually someone takes pity on him and offers to sell him a car with no reverse for fifty bucks.

"I takes it!" the Newfie replies, "because I don't intends on coming back anyway."

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, slow-mo. This guy hates Toronto so much he's willing to drive a broken car just to leave forever. The joke is he doesn't need reverse because he's never looking back. You're probably the type to try and reverse on a highway, aren't you?

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