What weighs 5 oz and is very dangerous.
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
'The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem" -Jack Sparrow
A young boy is in a tepee with his father, just after his sister's naming ceremony. Curious to how it works, he asks his dad, "Father, why is my sister's name Tulip?" His father responds, "That is her name because a tulip was the first thing she saw when she first opened her eyes." The boy was still puzzled. "What about big brother Sparrow?" "His name is Sparrow because a sparrow landed on him when he first began walking." The boy finally asked how he was named. "Well, we decided to name you the same way as your sister." The boy nods with understanding, "Thank you, father." "No problem, Two-Dogs-Fucking."
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby what makes no baby? Two Swallows
"Jack sparrow"
Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow
