Sparrow jokes
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
A young boy is in a tepee with his father, just after his sister's naming ceremony. Curious to how it works, he asks his dad, "Father, why is my sister's name Tulip?"
His father responds, "That is her name because a tulip was the first thing she saw when she first opened her eyes."
The boy was still puzzled. "What about big brother Sparrow?"
"His name is Sparrow because a sparrow landed on him when he first began walking."
The boy finally asked how he was named. "Well, we decided to name you the same way as your sister."
The boy nods with understanding, "Thank you, father."
"No problem, Two-Dogs-Fucking."
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
"Jack Sparrow."
"Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow!"
What weighs 5 oz. and is very dangerous?
A sparrow with a machine gun, of course!
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.